hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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