Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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