The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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