On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I think I sprained my soul last night
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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