hotel room ftw
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
