weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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