Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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