If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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