He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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