Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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