My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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