there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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