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I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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