In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
no, he came in my armpit
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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