its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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