Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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