You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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