i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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