i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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