it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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