There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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