Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Randomize
