HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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