in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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