Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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