I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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