think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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