in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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