Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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