i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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