We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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