Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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