you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
