wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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