he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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