please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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