I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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