I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
