took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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