So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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