I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
