the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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