well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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