READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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