I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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