somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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