I wish I could punch you in the face.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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