Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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