i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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