That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
