Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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