there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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