Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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