lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.