I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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