So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
barbara walters just said penis...
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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