Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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